The "C" Word

Three ways to deal with the "C" word.

1) Ignore completely. Instead go travel!!! Of course, you probably won't have money to go traveling, since you know, you won't have a good job, unless you are some genius that gets a great job right out of high school. This only works if you are really good looking, or have enough charisma to fill a garage. Yes, a garage. Don't ask.

2) Overachieve. You can do it!!! Especially if you have all the applications filled out, proofread by your parents, teachers, and of course your ever so friendly guidance couselor by September. Then when you get into "it" you'll be doomed, since you spent the first four important years of your life overachieving, and have no social skills. But rest assured, "it" will be your heaven. You will enjoy lunches with professors twice your age, going bald by the time you are 25 due to excessive thought processing (it wreaks havoc on those precious hair folicles), but hey, that's why you are going to invest in hairplugs!! Of course, when you do meet the girl/guy of your dreams, you will not know how to introduce yourself, but hey, you'll have great contacts in Wall Street.

3) Underachieve. Go to a state "it". Look at it this way, you'll probably fit in with the crowd, and come on, you don't need one of dem fancy-shmancy "its". Nevermind the fact that you had a 4.0, it won't matter when you are hanging out with all the guys after the football game. And those statistics about the deaths to freshman due to alcohol, you know that they are inflated because you refigured them in your head, while trying to down a can at the tailgating party. Forget the past and don't worry about the future, you'll manage... I hope.

All in all, make your selection carefully. You can do it!!


Blanche RP, and mi identidad secreta es.... Brad Pitt.


Disclaimer: We do not mean to offend any persons. We are just angry people, what can we say?