For love and sweets...

Chor.
Two households both alike in dignity
In the fair bakery we lay our scene
Where lard makes civil hands unclean
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;
Once rivals, now lovers
Brownie Boy, whose fair hair glinted in the sun
And Frosting Boy who’s legs were a mile long
Their misadventur’d piteous overthrows
Doth with their love bury Ana's strife
Their fearful passage of their fat mark’d love,
And the continuance of Ana’s rage,
For they both abandoned her for each other
Their tangled limbs intertwined as one
In the tangled sheets of her silken maiden bed.
And then they ate all the chocolate cookies
What here shall miss, our toil strive to mend