The Daily Debriefing-- At the Port-a-Potty

Pretty much an online account of Senior Year

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Drama!



There are some days where I feel as though when I just can't handle it anymore. It's like walking down a road chatting with your friends and then realizing you have to walk another 10 miles in high heels to get to your destination. At the time you are having fun, but looming up ahead of you is a night soaking your aching feet watching blisters pop.

Wow...not to mention all this amusing drama for me to watch unfold, how can I concentrate on my homework?

High school drama...what could be better?

Monday, September 11, 2006

The "C" Word

Three ways to deal with the "C" word.

1) Ignore completely. Instead go travel!!! Of course, you probably won't have money to go traveling, since you know, you won't have a good job, unless you are some genius that gets a great job right out of high school. This only works if you are really good looking, or have enough charisma to fill a garage. Yes, a garage. Don't ask.

2) Overachieve. You can do it!!! Especially if you have all the applications filled out, proofread by your parents, teachers, and of course your ever so friendly guidance couselor by September. Then when you get into "it" you'll be doomed, since you spent the first four important years of your life overachieving, and have no social skills. But rest assured, "it" will be your heaven. You will enjoy lunches with professors twice your age, going bald by the time you are 25 due to excessive thought processing (it wreaks havoc on those precious hair folicles), but hey, that's why you are going to invest in hairplugs!! Of course, when you do meet the girl/guy of your dreams, you will not know how to introduce yourself, but hey, you'll have great contacts in Wall Street.

3) Underachieve. Go to a state "it". Look at it this way, you'll probably fit in with the crowd, and come on, you don't need one of dem fancy-shmancy "its". Nevermind the fact that you had a 4.0, it won't matter when you are hanging out with all the guys after the football game. And those statistics about the deaths to freshman due to alcohol, you know that they are inflated because you refigured them in your head, while trying to down a can at the tailgating party. Forget the past and don't worry about the future, you'll manage... I hope.

All in all, make your selection carefully. You can do it!!


Blanche RP, and mi identidad secreta es.... Brad Pitt.


Disclaimer: We do not mean to offend any persons. We are just angry people, what can we say?

Sunday, September 10, 2006

What to say?

What to say? School is not as interesting as it once was. When you have the experience of something better, can you ever go back? To live life from the past is no fun. Quite the opposite, one sits and reminisces about times had. So, onward from the past to the present, with a student sitting at a computer typing… a blog… instead of working on homework. At least there are no dying roly polies around to be bothered by, no just the fact that a couple of the yellow stickers on her Rubik’s cube that aren’t straight. At least there are no lectures from fathers insisting that all boys are bad, and that they are all crazy and get strange ideas in their heads, and cannot use reasoning. All in all, as long as I avoid every boy in a radius of 50 feet around me, I’m safe. No, those lectures aren’t occurring at the moment, so all in all, typing is not so bad compared to everything that could be going on at this present moment.

~ mi identidad secreta es........ beyonce

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Hardly....



Hardly ever is not never.